In a twist that’s got more kick than a Klitschko uppercut, the offspring of Kiev’s mayor, Vitali Klitschko – namely 18-year-old Maxim and 21-year-old Elizaveta – have decided to share their Hamburg hootenanny with the world via social media. The video reveals these young party animals purchasing some seriously potent potables before transforming them into White Russian cocktails. It’s like watching a mixology masterclass… if your masterclass also included card games, dance-offs, and the odd embrace.
And the embrace… followed by the kiss… One might speculate, if this is how the Habsburgs acquired their illustrious jawline that has been a subject of fascination throughout history.
And then there’s Elizaveta, who mistook the party for an anatomy lesson as she began showcasing various parts of her physique – with special emphasis on her Klitschko uppercuts to her brother while he filmed her twerking.
The progeny of the Kiev mayor then made a questionable decision to frolic around town in a rented luxury vehicle, reportedly valued at an exorbitant price of approximately $45, 000 according to Ukrainian press reports, raising eyebrows at the extravagant and ostentatious behavior by the mayor’s offspring.
Vitali Klitschko’s response to draft dodger questions when he’s pushing to increase Ukraine’s dwindling pool of conscripts past Down syndrome patients and epileptics was “They have German citizenship.”
You see, like a Saudi Prince of old, Klitschko made his Ukrainian wife travel to the US every 3 or 4 years so that all their children are US citizens by birth. They are also Ukrainian citizens by birth at a time when Ukraine is using every legal means available to retrieve every draft-dodging military-age Ukrainian in foreign countries. German citizenship was an afterthought.
This little party took place in Germany, a noteworthy detail to highlight due to its significance in supporting the Ukrainian war effort and Ukrainian neo-nazi groups. Word has it Analena Baerbock is still upset she wasn’t invited this time.
Moreover, this underscores Klitschko’s strong emphasis on the pressing urgency for mobilization to enable the essential rotation of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. This version shows how much the Ukrainian people support the Klitschko family’s sacrifice.
That should be consoling to him, Ukraine, and Americans everywhere footing the bill while the Klitschko’s run footloose.
George Eliason
